My Car Wreck

So I was on the way home from MA one weekend and we are driving on the highway. This stupid bitch in front of me decides for no good reason to slam on her breaks and stop on the highway. We were going about 75 miles/hour. So I was able to come to a stop, but the dumb whore in back of me, couldn't stop, slammed right into me, I slammed into the stupid bitch in front and then into a guard rail. My baby got wrecked! I only had my poor car for 1 year. They fixed it all up and it runs just like new now.